Smite | Treasure Chest Unboxing Results

Wasn’t recorded. Don’t care. Wasn’t worth having the audio of me squealing like a little schoolgirl because of some good RNG.

I unboxed quite a bit of shit. I had a ton of voice packs and a few skins (Digimir, Futbol Bundle, Covert Ops pack, Fluffy Manticore, All-Seeing Eyes, Ms. Diagnosis, Afro-Dite, Convention 2013/2014, Sacred Dragon, Blood Eagle, Red Star, Feaster Bunny, Moonlight Love, He Bro, Space Monkey, Infiltrator, Poolseidon, Ra’merica, Dark Lord, Privatyr, Sentry and Almighty) prior so that skews the results of this somewhat as you can’t get an item you already own, therefore artificially increasing the chances of getting a higher rarity.

Here’s a quick glossary:

3dAB = Three Day Account Booster

Epics are counted as 800g. Rares are counted at market value / 600g. Non-animated Avatar Icons are counted at 400g.

Mikal's Treasure Unbox List

Item TypeApplicable ToItem NameMoney Saved Through Chests w/ Chest Cost
Voice PackChaac-200g; 1x3dAB
SkinWardsLightning Bolt-100g; 1x3dAB
SkinFreyaFrost Maiden100g; 1x3dAB
Voice PackGuan Yu-100g; 2x3dAB
SkinWardsDenton Balloon0g; 3x3dAB
Voice PackFenrir-200g; 3x3dAB
SkinWardsMr. Cactus-100g; 3x3dAB
Voice PackSobek-300g; 4x3dAB
Voice PackAnhur-500g; 5x3dAB
SkinGuan YuMaster Guan Fu-300g; 5x3dAB
Voice PackAgni-500g; 6x3dAB
Voice PackOsiris-700g; 7x3dAB
Avatar IconLizard Eye-500g; 7x3dAB
Voice PackLoki-700g; 8x3dAB
SkinBakasuraDeath Machine-500g; 8x3dAB
SkinWardsGoldie-400g; 8x3dAB
SkinWardsSword in the Stone-300g; 8x3dAB
SkinNe ZhaCyberpunk-200g; 8x3dAB
SkinWardsYou've Got MailBox!-100g; 8x3dAB
SkinWardsTreasure Chest500g; 8x3dAB
Avatar IconScreaming Mouth1100g; 8x3dAB
SkinAresDiamond Sword1300g; 8x3dAB
SkinChaacSlaughterHouse1700g; 8x3dAB
Avatar IconGreek Pantheon1900g; 8x3dAB
Voice PackUllr1700g; 9x3dAB
Voice PackOdin1500g; 10x3dAB
Voice PackThanatos1300g; 11x3dAB
SkinHadesSoultaker1500g; 11x3dAB
SkinYmirNuclear Winter2100g; 11x3dAB
SkinOdinMountain Man2300g; 11x3dAB
SkinWardsMoai2400g; 11x3dAB
SkinNemesisBlind Vengeance2600g; 11x3dAB
Voice PackArachne2400g; 12x3dAB
Avatar IconMayan Pantheon2600g; 12x3dAB
SkinYmirObsidian Shard2800g; 12x3dAB
SkinUllrThe Survivor3000g; 12x3dAB
SkinSobekHigh Seas3400g; 12x3dAB
Avatar IconEgyptian Pantheon3200g; 12x3dAB
38 crates unboxed, 7600g spent: 3200g saved by using crates

EDIT:

So now I’m missing 4 Pantheon Avatars, Satellite Ward Skin, Swagni, AMC VP, Anhur Olympian, Anubis VP, Stargazer, Gravehound, Apollo TSM, Arachne Black Widow, Artemis Wrangler, Art Convention, Father Chrismash, Chronos VP, Cupid Lil’ Devil, Wreck The Halls, Metal Carnage, Jingle Hel, Derpules, Shaolin Monk-ey, Scarlet Coven, Ne Zha VP, Nemesis VP, Solar Sentinel, Rama VP, Jack The Reaper, Heavy Metal, Iron Gamer, Lil’Mana, Zeus VP, Zeus Stormbringer, and ZK VP. Assuming I bought chests for all of these, that’s a total of 7000g required. That’s about $100. Knowing me, I’ll probably do it because I’m batshit insane.

and Chang’e LT but that’s not purchasable yet and Twitchymir which can’t be obtained from chests

Sorry. Again.

I’ve sort of vanished from posting.

Here’s a summary of what happened and why I haven’t been posting at all:

  1. Mental breakdown due to incompetence due to current mental status. This was back in April. I was writing a suicide note but decided not to post it. It’s currently saved as a draft somewhere on here.
  2. Exams went horribly due to mental state. No shit.
  3. School’s out, decided to hibernate for a month. Still haven’t recovered from my mental breakdown.
  4. Computer malfunctions. Due to my rig being about 3-5 years old, some of the parts are starting to break down.
  5. Started to play Warframe at Easter.
  6. Stopped playing Smite. Why?
    1. Imbalanced.
    2. Roles aren’t clearly defined. Warriors are Bruisers. Their role is to take high priority targets out of fights. Instead, Warriors are supersoldiers with ease of use, high mobility, high damage, high utility and medium crowd control. Even with the newest patch, they are nerfing people in the wrong spots.
    3. Tired of being stuck in HELO hell. I can pull myself out if I play carries, but I like to play supports (wow what a freak omg) due to their carrying potential, insane teamfight presence, the ability to an hero without anyone bitching at you and/or troll the enemy team massively.
      1. Carry potential? Wut? Supports can’t carry you dumbass.

      2. Now listen here you little shit, due to how Smite was constructed, there’s factors to keep into account.
        1. Game scaling in relation to CC and damage. Damage is NOT king in Smite due to high lethality. Many guardians have a high damage burst ultimate with high scaling (aka buying Rod of Tahuti 4th item is a great idea provided you aren’t goldstarved due to roaming or other factors). As such, CC is king due to the insane amount of CC in the game and the few reliable counters to it.
  7. Still playing Warframe.
  8. Ordered my new parts. Here’s my new rig. Should be done in about 5 days. Going to be a massive pain to hook everything back together seeing how there’s so much misc shit attached, not counting the clusterfuck that is all the usb shit I have plugged in and the external harddrives, blahblahblah.
    1. This means I can stream again. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Will I stream? Maybe.
  9. Still tired as fuck and I don’t really wanna do anything. :\
  10. HOLY SHIT SOMEONE BUY ME BATTLEBLOCK THEATRE AND TRANSISTOR HNNNNNNG